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Monthly Archives: March 2010
Borrow money from pessimists–they don’t expect it back
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Boss: (to employee) – Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who’s there? Boss: Not you anymore.
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!
Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely petals and perfume aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute
I’M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEXT. AS YOU ARE READING I’M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
Why does an answering machine never gives actually give me answer when I ask something ?
What do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??……………………………a widow !!!!!
Why do the number of traffic accidents with blond girls increase at April 1st? ….. When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!