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Monthly Archives: April 2010
Handsome and Beautiful
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
I love escalators!
I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it… i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
Women Are Angels
Women are Angels And when someone breaks our wings We simply continue to fly………on a broomstick We are flexible like that
Take Me To Your Leader
Aliens came to me last night. They said, ‘Take me to your leader”. When they saw Obama, they said, ‘Never-mind’.
Cancel an Ebay Auction
Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay? I put in a bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit,” and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning President Obama and his entire cabinet.