Funny Text Messages

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

if barbie is so popular….then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it… i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now

Women are Angels And when someone breaks our wings We simply continue to fly………on a broomstick We are flexible like that

Aliens came to me last night. They said, ‘Take me to your leader”. When they saw Obama, they said, ‘Never-mind’.

Does anyone know how to cancel a bid on E-Bay? I put in a bid for a “Mickey Mouse Outfit,” and now it seems I’m only six minutes away from owning President Obama and his entire cabinet.