Funny Text Messages

“The French give up, the Americans decide to turn up at the last minute and England are left to face the Germans. Familiar?”

Confucius Says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Confucius Says: Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Confucius Says: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Confucius Says: Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

Confucius says: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Confucius Says: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius Says: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Confucius Says: Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking…. Scared the shit out of me. So that’s it – After today, no more reading.