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Monthly Archives: August 2010
I have often wondered why it is that the conservatives are called the “right” and the liberals are called the “left.” By chance stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Yep, that’s it!
A friend of mine started his own business, making land-mines that look like prayer mats…. It’s doing well…..He says Prophets are going through the roof…
Relating Mexicans to a cue ball on a pool table “harder you hit it–the more ENGLISH you get”
I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and black rapists is not the correct answer.