I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called “You Mecca Me Hot”. Next to that should be a gay bar, “The Turban Cowboy”. And next [...]
I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I said. “Sorry” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that!” “Fine,” I said, “I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!” “You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.
Just saw a headline that says “Quadruple amputee attempts to swings English Channel” My first thought… well its either sink or swim for that guy.