Yeast Infections
Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know once in a while what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt.
Archive for October, 2010
Acne and MJ
Q. What’s the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn’t come on a kid’s face until he’s at least 13 years old.
Foxy Lady
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it.
Mayonnaise & Semen
Q. What’s the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles an hour.
PMS
Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Ethiopian BJs
Q. What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A. You just know she’s gonna swallow.
Say My Name
Q. What’s the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Religious Wifes
Q. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Rednecks Safe Sex
Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick.