Monthly Archives: December 2010

The policeman was walking his beat when he saw two men fighting and a little boy standing alongside them crying, “Daddy, Daddy!” The officer pulled the two men apart and, turning to the boy, asked, “Which one is your father, lad?” “I don’t know,” the boy said, rubbing tears from his eyes. “That’s what they’re … Continue reading

A little boy came down to breakfast one day. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, … Continue reading

Staggering home from the office Christmas party, a man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going. I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body The policeman asks, Really? And who Is going to give a lecture at … Continue reading

A nurse covered in a white bedsheet surreptitiously glided up to Bill’s friend Harry’s bed. She hovered over Harry and then Screamed “BOOOOO!” The nurse then took off the sheet. Harry was very upset and said, “You scared the hell out of me! Look, I shit all over myself.! Why did you do that for???” … Continue reading

The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, “Oh, I do that all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’