Archive for February, 2011
“Oh Mom!” sobbed Little Mary, “I’m pregnant!” “What!? How could you?” screamed the Mother, “and just who is the father?” The daughter lifted up her tearful face and wailed, “How should I know? You’re the one who would never let me go steady!”
February 26th, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
He said to me . … . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it I said to him …. . . You wear pants don’t you?
February 25th, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
He said to me … . ……… Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
February 24th, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
What disease did cured ham actually have?
February 23rd, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments
He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . ….. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
February 23rd, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people
February 22nd, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
February 22nd, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments
He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don’t have time.
February 22nd, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave” asked the Landlord… “It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth” “It’s my four year old son…” the man replied. “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same – forget about [...]
February 21st, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him .. .. I don’t know; it has never happened.
February 21st, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the cute Toyota with a bumper sticker that said, “Grow your own dope.” How sweet, I thought, must be a medical marijuana patient. Then I noticed the rest of her message … “Plant a man.”
February 20th, 2011 | Posted in Political | No Comments
I had amnesia once — or twice.
February 20th, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
February 20th, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
He said….What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. . . A widow.
February 19th, 2011 | Posted in For Women | No Comments
Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
February 18th, 2011 | Posted in General | No Comments