Archive for May, 2011

Sex Survey

A survey on sexual habits was being carried out by a popular newspaper and one questioner stopped an elderly Italian gentleman in the street who was wearing a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual intercourse. “Oh, about half a dozen times a year,” said the gentleman. The questioner smiled. “I thought [...]

The Bin Laden

Guy walks up to a bartender and says, “I’ll have a Bin Laden”. Bartender says, “What’s a Bin Laden?” Guy says, “Two shots and a splash of water!”

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden really shouldn’t have used his real name on PSN

Always Read the Labels

I finally figured out why I am so “full-figured”! As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle. I am in shock! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says “for extra volume and body”! Seriously, why have I [...]