Political Rhymes
There once was a pervert named Weiner Who had a perverted demeanor Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill Now Congress is one weiner leaner
Archive for June, 2011
Questions
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren’t people from Holland [...]
Homemade Gifts
A lady said to her friend, “My birthday is coming up and when people ask me what I want, I can’t think anything.” Her friend said, “I love giving homemade gifts. Which one of my children would you like?”
Rules for Men
RULES FOR MEN > > > 1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home. > > 2. It’s important to have a woman who cooks from time to time. > > 3. It’s important to have a woman who keeps the house clean. > > 4.. It’s important to have a woman [...]
Wedding Cake
“The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs [...]
Fat Man At the Spa
A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, Gee, you’re fat. The fat man said, Yeah. The second man asked, How long has it been since you’ve seen your dick? The fat man answered, Long time. The second man asked, Why don’t you diet? The [...]