Cold Winter
The Farmer’s Almanac is predicting a very cold winter. It must be true because the squirrels are gathering NUTS. Three of my friends have disappeared. Are you O.K.?
Archive for October, 2011
My daughters Inheritance
My daughter just walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car. Take [...]
First World Problems – Flowers for Wife
I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife.As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. “I’m sorry,” the clerk said. “This man just ordered our last bunch.”The desperate customer turned to me [...]