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Monthly Archives: November 2011
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
It’s winter in Minnesota And the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 52 below! Oh, how I love Minnesota When the snow’s up to your butt; You take a breath of winter air And your nose is frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful, You may think I’m a fool. I could … Continue reading
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, “We had twins!” The family was so excited, they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?” The father paused, smiled and said, “Each other.”
Dear President Obama: I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
“The best line I ever heard was from a shop foreman at the old Republic Steel when this young black kid was being reprimanded for the last time. The black youth said to the shop foreman: “You’re firing me because I’m black!” The boss said, “No, we hired you because you were black. We’re firing … Continue reading
#1- Eeyore doesn’t care about anything, has lack of motivation, and has slow reactions… Marijuana. #2- Piglet is afraid of everything and is paranoid of constantly being chased…Mushrooms #3- Rabbit is always in everyone’s business and constantly needs everything…Cocaine #4- Tigger cant calm down, always bounces around, and is never tired… Meth. #5- Pooh loves … Continue reading
Dear Martin Luther King Jr. I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream…. What now? Sincerely, Leonardo Di Caprio
Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk
Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. “I’m going to do that when I win the lottery,” announced Blonde #1. “Do what?” asked Blonde #2. “Send my lawn out to be mowed.”
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! 5. That’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little … Continue reading
If having sex with two other people is called a threesome and sex with two just two people is a twosome, now you know why people call you handsome!
If the Natives had given the Pilgrim Fathers a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving.