Monthly Archives: February 2012

A man picked up the phone and dialed. When a voice answered, he asked, “Mother, how are you?” “Fine.” “Sorry, I have the wrong number.”

Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had to call an electrician, a roofer, a plasterer and a carpenter. One afternoon he returned early from work and saw a plumber’s truck in the driveway. “Lord,” he pleaded, looking skyward, “please let her be having an affair.”