Sowing Wild Oats
Confucius Says: Many are those who sow their wild oats Saturday night, then on Sunday morning go to pray for crop failure.
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Elevators
Confucius Says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Fishing Well
Confucius Says: Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Glass Houses
Confucius Says: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Driving
Confucius Says: Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.
The Doghouse
Confucius says: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
War
Confucius Says: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Prunes
Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Biting Fingernails
Confucius Says: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Chopsticks
Confucius Says: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius Says:
Man who run in front of car get tired.