Category Archives: Confucius Says

Confucius Says: Many are those who sow their wild oats Saturday night, then on Sunday morning go to pray for crop failure.

Confucius Says: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Confucius Says: Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Confucius Says: Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Confucius Says: Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

Confucius says: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Confucius Says: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Confucius Says: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucius Says: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Confucius Says: Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who run in front of car get tired.