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Category Archives: Flirty Texts
It must have been a rainy day when you were born. Heaven was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel!
I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body..so perfect…Ok, enough about ME! Tell me something about you
If love is a crime, lock me up, I’m guilty baby!
Are you free. for the rest of your life?
You’re eyes are soft en tender, as sweet as they can be. There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!
In my dreams you’re mine, in my life you’re a dream.
If I have a strong desire, don’t say it is a sin. I’m already on fire, and just want to touch your skin.
Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!