Category Archives: For Men

Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day and noticed that he had a small gift wrapped box in his hand. Jacob told Morris, “Beckie’s birthday is coming up and when I asked her what she wanted for her birthday she said, “Oh, I don’t know just give me something with … Continue reading

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife… She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge … Continue reading

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. “Lou,” says the shocked friend, “what are you doing? I’ve known you for over fifteen years, and I’ve never seen you take a drink before. What’s … Continue reading

Did you ever wonder what the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend, and a wife are? The prostitute says “That’ll be $100.” The girlfriend says “Oh, baby! I love you, I love you, I love you!” The wife says “Beige. Yeah. Beige. I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down. Bam! Bam! Bam! Then he orders three more. The bartender’s having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned. “Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?” The guy answers, “i went on a week-long business … Continue reading

Mr. Briggs accompanied his secretary back to her apartment and proceeded to give her a good shagging. He fell asleep and woke up at three in the morning. “My God!” he shouted, “My wife is going to kill me!” Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay phone and called … Continue reading

Mickey’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products she asked, “Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Mickey replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, … Continue reading

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning ——————————– The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. … Continue reading

A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, “Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?” The … Continue reading

I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man’s 15,000. The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men… The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her man’s temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem? The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my man comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around.” The Doctor says: “I have a real good cure for that. When … Continue reading

We were driving in my friend Larry’s new car. I asked him about its features. He listed the usual, then added, “It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit. It warns me when I have to stop. It points out solid no-passing lines.” I expressed my amazement. “But,” he explained, “these … Continue reading

Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind…… Probably always on time delay these days. “Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.” “That ball is so … Continue reading

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your … Continue reading