For Women

Q. What’s the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles an hour.

Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Dr says to her female patient ” You look weak & exhausted are you having 3 meals 3x a day as advised?” Female replies ” I thought you said 3 males”

Women are Angels And when someone breaks our wings We simply continue to fly………on a broomstick We are flexible like that

What is resemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time….. Because the box says : 3 – 5 years

Why are men like snails? ….. They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ‘What are you doing’ he shouted.To which his wife said to her lover ‘See, I told you he was stupid’

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.