Category Archives: Nationalities

What’s the CUBAN national anthem? “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into … Continue reading

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates… As he enters, he asks St. Peter, ‘I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?’ St. Peter said, ‘That’s a question only God can answer.’ So the zebra … Continue reading

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. … Continue reading

Paddy and Mick worked together in St. John’s and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and thongs.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labor, he … Continue reading

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his Bride-to-be is still a Virgin. His doctor says … “Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit ~~~ a small can of Red paint, a small can of … Continue reading

Recently at an Irish wedding reception, someone yelled ..”Would all the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made their life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him, ‘Where am I?’ ‘The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back, ‘You’re in that feckin basket.’

1. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than in a Kia. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because … Continue reading

Funny thing I have never ever hear a joke that started out two Irish guys walked out of a bar

A man from New Zealand, one from Texas, and one from Australia are sitting around bragging about how big things are in their home countries. The man from New Zealand says “ Our sheep are so big that it takes 6 guys to load one into the trailer!” “That’s nothing” says the Texan. “ Our … Continue reading