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Category Archives: Riddles
Answering Machines
Why does an answering machine never gives actually give me answer when I ask something ?
Schizophrenic suicide
When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
The Mighty Pen
If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
The more you know
The more you study. The more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study
Speed of Light
Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?