Category Archives: Yo Mamma Jokes

If my right leg was Thanksgiving and my left leg was Christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?

Yo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business. Yo Mama So Ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt Yo Mama So Ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…” Yo Mama So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest … Continue reading

Yo Momma so Smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning Yo Momma so Smelly she made Right Guard call for backup. Yo Momma so Smelly even the dogs won’t smell her. Yo Momma so Smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter” Yo Momma so … Continue reading

Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad

Yo Mommy got so many gaps in her teeth it reminds me of Piano keys