Random Hilarious Jokes for Women

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and
said, “This will make you happy tonight.” He was right. When
he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He
couldn’t get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, “I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world.”
The woman says, “I’ll miss you.”
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“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,”
she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to
you really badly.
She said – Well, you succeeded.
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He said – Two inches more and I would be king She said – Two inches
less, and you’d be queen
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On wall in ladies room “My husband follows me
everywhere…”
Written just below it “I do not”
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He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said – That’s a
good idea…you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and
fart.