Class, today’s assignment is to spell and use the word
‘Dough’ in a sentence. Jane, you go first.”
“Dough, D O U G H, Italians make pizza with dough.”
Very good, Jane. Now let’s hear from Mary.
“Dough, D O U G H, my brother makes things with play dough.”
By this time Johnny is waving his hand frantically.
“Yes, Johnny, do you have something to add?”
“My mom says my dad doesn’t make enough dough and
he’s so bad in bed she uses a dill dough.”
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